My Grandmother Called...

at 1:00 AM...my mom thought she was dreaming the phone ring....the message:

"Bob, this is your mother. I did't kill him, but we need to get together to coorborate our stories and find out who did."

....I'm sorry...what?

....she then proceeded to call my dad's office, upset that they called him out to investigate a murder and she's thinking they plan it, so he doesn't have to come visit!!